Feb
17
Amazing. (via facebook)
OK. Fine. Whatever.
Look at this tangle of thorns.
Volatile. Verbal. Vivacious. other V words.
Jan
11
Even Anne Chung!: My cover letter for a retail job.
To whom this may concern,
Once upon a time, I used to work at Abercrombie & Fitch. It was freshman year of college, which means I was fresh out of high school, which means that, if I remember correctly was a phase where I swore I was just like all the white kids I graduated with. For some reason,…
Dec
7
Sep
6
“The diabolical thing about melancholy is not that it makes you ill but that it makes you conceited and shortsighted; yes almost arrogant. You lapse into bad taste, thinking of yourself as Heine’s Atlas, whose shoulders support all the world’s puzzles and agonies, as if thousands, lost in the same maze, did not endure the same agonies.”
Hermann Hesse
Japanese Trading Card: The Giant Monster Daigoras. 1968
Aug
21
Things I want to tell my neighbors:
I can see quite well into your bathroom window at night. In fact, any and every passerby can. I bet if you’re lucky, there might even be a nice shot of one of you flossing on Google Earth’s street view. I just watched the male of your house brush his choppers. Peeping Tom tendencies aside, I am concerned with your dental habits. You brushed for 30, maybe 45 seconds. A solid 60 seconds should be dedicated to this habit.
Don’t let me catch you abusing your teeth again. You will be hearing from me.
Oh and I also get a nice posterior view of you through the window when you are jogging on the treadmill in the room above the garage. Lookin’ good, keep up the good work.
- Dad: Hey Lin, do you want to go to a car show with me tomorrow?
- Me: No.
- Dad: Aw, come on. The newspaper advertised that a car will be there that does not exist [blank car made in blank year, I can't remember what he said] and I want to go just to announce that they were wrong.
- Me: Okay, we'll tag team that shit. Wake me up in the morning.
An-yong.
A friend told me last weekend that I should start a blog. I concurred, but added, “I’m self-aware to know that no one gives a shit about what I have to say.” Also, I never really know what to say in blogs. (See my initial tumblr entry: http://ravingqueencosmicamphetamine.tumblr.com/post/3696215136/pilot)
For the sake of preserving my precious facebook friendships, I have decided to decrease the amount of flooding I do on peoples’ newsfeed. They say too much of a good thing is never good. Ergo, I will refocus my rambling and incessant link sharing to tumblr. Also my counselor told me it’s good for me to address my feelings, and writing is a good vehicle in which to do so. However, I intend to maintain a light-hearted, jocular disposition via blogging, so do not expect any entries of me crying about my daddy issues or pictures of me slitting my wrists. (These entries can be found at my other tumblr, ihatemyselfandiwanttodie)
Anyways guys, the noose has been tied. So long, cruel world.
Pandora: A sudden swarm of winged creatures brushed past her
(via fleur-de-pommier)
Aug
3
Bon Iver-“Beth / Rest”
I know I’ve slept on this, but I just got into Bon Iver’s self titled album. “Beth / Rest” sounds like an 80’s power ballad that I would slow dance to at prom. I mean that in the best way. I love it.
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